My mood is : cracking up My music is : Forgot About Jibs

I wasn't going to post this until I did a more professional version with my equipment next week, but this is way too good to resist. ALL OF YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS.

Edit, 2/18/04: I replaced the original MP3 and lyrics here with the final version that I am referring to above. This is the real deal!

FORGOT ABOUT JIBS

Click here to download the MP3.

Y'all know me
Still same old geek
But I been low key
Hated on by CS clowns
Who know C, Basic, Assembly
With no Q's and no P's
No calc, no PowerBook, no PD
Mad at me cause I can program myself all the way to 8B
Got a cam and an iPod and it's all full of tracks
To add to the drive full of cracks
I got off the net in the back of my house like great seas
Y'all think I'mma let my app freeze?
Geek, please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you the file trees?
Who you think brought you PCs? DnDs, The Matrix, and MP3?
The web and FTP?
And the group that said mothafuck iChat AV?
Gave you a disk full of porn to watch when your mom is out and you could
And when your Java code wadn't doin too good
Who's the proctor they told you to go see?
Y'all better listen up closely
All you dweebs that said that I turned cool
From the nerd pool
Y'all are the reason that Jibs ain't been gettin' no sleep
I got no weed
Or PCP
If y'all use Google, search me
Y'all gon' keep fuckin' around with me and turn me back to the old geek

Nowadays everbody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of jibberish
And mothafuckas act like they forgot about Jibs

So what do you say to get a loser a date?
Tell the girl in your class that you wanna get laid?
Wanna eat pizza in a hat today?
Just study your tape of that Nebyoolae
One day I got off the bus
With my iPod on
Smokin' crack and dust and about to bust
A nut on the silent tree
At UCSD
I don't give a fuck if it's Vanessa Del Rio
I'm harder than me tryin' to park a Geo
A life? Man, fuck it
Who needs one, I got a class with Miller Puckette
Hoppin' mad with a corrupt OS
Try a restart first
Fuck you Bill Gates, call the cops
I'mma kill you and your slow ass motherfuckin' Bloat OS
And when the cops came through me and P stood next to a Chipotle
With a can full of ass and a handful of biatches
And forgot to pay the bill
So from here on out it's PS2
Startin' out gay and gettin' some lube
And I'm still stuck in the lot till I get the fuck off this Denver Boot
Chika-chika-chicka Slim Jibs
Phatter than a pad on Cribs
In a Chevy Metro with the windows up
When my dick goes up to my lower ribs
Wearing Star Wars lids
Silly n00b, UNIX is for kids!
Slangin' rocks and I'm takin' bids
Round the corner as my Geo skids

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of jibberish
And mothafuckas act like they forgot about Jibs

If it was up to me y'all programmers would stop comin' up to me
With your mice out lookin' up to me
Want the WEP?
When my last shareware was out you wasn't payin' me
But now that I got Nard's company
Everybody wanna run to me like it was some disease
But you'll only get bugs from me cause I'm from ol' Cupertino
Enrolled in Fall
All those little coders, who you think helped mold em all?
Now you wanna run around talkin' bout vim like I'm fuckin dim
What, you think I use pico?
Cause my cell went off?
Now all I get is e-mail all day saying Jibs went soft?
What, cause I been in the lab and coding like mad tryin' to get this damn error off?
I ain't usin' hacks
This is the millenium of complex math
And graduate school right after that
So gimme one more copy of Max to lay tracks, hookin' up my DAC
So where's all the mad coders at?
Worked in Jag but not the Panther cat
But all you dirty rats know that I was strapped with Macs
While you were programmin' a PD patch

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of jibberish
And mothafuckas act like they forgot about Jibs

Trina (triniekins) said at 11:06 am on January 24th, 2004:

Bwahahahaha my stomach is going to hurt for days from laughing so much. Jimmy, you rock so hard. :')

	James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin (perceptes) said at 11:15 am on January 24th, 2004:

"This Will Hurt Your Stomach For Days" was actually my second choice for the title of this entry. :P

Trina (triniekins) said at 11:39 am on January 24th, 2004:

Yeah, you know I had to give you that award.

	James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin (perceptes) said at 12:02 pm on January 24th, 2004:

Well, I did deserve it. :P

	Steve (steeeve) said at 12:01 pm on January 24th, 2004:

::thumbs up::

	James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin (perceptes) said at 12:02 pm on January 24th, 2004:

Thanks, Ebert.

	Kris (krysaia) said at 01:15 pm on January 24th, 2004:
	for the motherfuckin love of the deity...

Have I told you lately that you rock?

Holy crap, that's awesome.

	James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin (perceptes) said at 01:31 pm on January 24th, 2004:
	Re: for the motherfuckin love of the deity...

Technically, I rap. But yes, I do like to rock out too, now and again. :)

	. . . (macgirl) said at 05:40 pm on January 24th, 2004:

In addition to your official name of "Rock Star" I now officially deem you "Rappin Rock Star"!

Thank you for sharing!

	James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin (perceptes) said at 10:53 pm on January 24th, 2004:

My pleasure. ;)

marc summers burning effigy (pistolefknsoda) said at 07:03 pm on January 24th, 2004:

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	James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin (perceptes) said at 10:54 pm on January 24th, 2004:

Didn't think I'd actually do it, did you?!!!111!!!!!11!!1!1!one

	BlueSpam (bluespam) said at 09:19 pm on January 24th, 2004:

Glad to see your night led somewhere eventful...

did you ever end up going to that party? It was a huge bust, actually. Rather unfortunate.

I'd like to say that next time you drop by more eventful stuff will be going on here, last night was rather poor.

	James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin (perceptes) said at 10:55 pm on January 24th, 2004:

Yeah, we were there for like 5 minutes. Remember, we were in the car asking if we were at the right house when you guys arrived. I thought you saw us. Anyway, there wasn't much to do since we weren't drinking and didn't know anyone. Oh well, at least we can say we tried.

	BlueSpam (bluespam) said at 10:57 pm on January 24th, 2004:

I thought it was you guys too...that guy outside the house was hassling you guys, so I told him you were with us.

However, since I never actually saw you inside, I was never completely sure if it was in fact you guys that had been there ;-)

	Sable on Blond (argylefetish) said at 09:22 pm on January 25th, 2004:

Those lyrics are tiggity-tight dawg!

	James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin (perceptes) said at 05:27 am on January 26th, 2004:

Geek please... I don't think I'm cool enough to be a dawg.

	Lyrics...Songs and a Violin (sporty6) said at 09:39 pm on January 25th, 2004:

ROTFLMAO!! That was some funny shit!. I'll be saving that one. Rock on dude!

	James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin (perceptes) said at 05:28 am on January 26th, 2004:

Glad ya like my work!

	Nebyoolae (nebyoolae) said at 03:58 am on January 26th, 2004:

	James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin (perceptes) said at 04:23 am on January 26th, 2004:

Hahaha that is the greatest reaction I could've hoped for.

	ezfilm (ezfilm) said at 05:53 am on January 27th, 2004:

Wow slim - that was amazing... Not that you don't already know it (but i'll feed your ego a bit more). Good job dude.

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Oh, and by the way, remember simone? she got breast implants -- fyi =) I never would have expected that.

	James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin (perceptes) said at 06:20 am on January 27th, 2004:

Fucking shit! I read her LiveJournal but I didn't see anything about that. Yucky, yucky, yucky!

tworemix (tworemix) said at 10:11 am on February 18th, 2004:
UCSD REPRESENT

YO TIGHT TRACK MANG, IF YOU GOTS TIME CHECK OUT LIGHTER SHADE OF YELLOW (LSY) TRACKS. THAT'S SOME OLD SCHOOL UCSD FLAVOR RIGHT THERE. ESPECIALLY "CSE HOLIDAY," AND "YELLOW JIGGY."

	James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin (perceptes) said at 12:58 pm on February 18th, 2004:
	Re: UCSD REPRESENT

Thanks! BTW, who are you, how did you find this, and how do I find these tracks you're referring to? Your journal and user info page are both blank.